Cider with Penny

August 30, 2006

Five times mortification

I am mortified, thrice plus twice over.

I have a very nasty suspicion that The Fiver, my favourite thing on the web, is casting aspersions on cider, my favourite thing in the world.

DO THESE BANDWAGON-JUMPING HOXTONITE MORONS WHO PAY £4-PER-BOTTLE NOT REALISE THAT, DESPITE THE SLICK MARKETING, IT'S STILL FILTHY, NASTY TRAMP-JUICE?

Surely, SURELY, they're not talking about this?

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